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prosecutorcaligari:

On a related note - the “science” jokes on tumblr are usually horrible, even as someone who never went beyond the basic science courses at school I am able to tell how painfully obvious and unfunny those are. Teachers in their 70s are able to tell better unfunny science jokes, which says a lot.

Not to mention the dumb pickup line ones.
Anybody with access to a periodic table can shit out a dozen terrible attempts at flirting.

prosecutorcaligari:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

skarchomp:

It used to not bother me at all, but this trend of people acting surprised and amazed when a kid’s show states a simple moral you could figure out on your own is really starting to piss me the hell off.

"Sometimes bad stuff happens, but sometimes good stuff happens too."

"Wow, this show is on some real shit!"

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Lets not forget
*something remotely creative/wacky/absurd happens*
"WHOA, The writers of this show are CLEARLY ON SO MANY DRUGS"
and
*something remotely “adult” is implied/happens*
"THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR KIDS WOW"

sad thing happens
"WOAH CALM DOWN SATAN"
obvious and non-unique joke is told
"THIS SHOW WAS A MASTERPIECE THE BEST CREATIVE EVER, FRICK MY FRACK IMA DYIN"

maths/science joke, especially a painfully generic one
"WHOAH NO YOU SEE THIS IS CLEVER ON SO MANY DIFFERNT LEVELS LET ME EXPLAIN (paragraph about middle school level maths/biology/physics)"

rasec-wizzlbang:

skarchomp:

It used to not bother me at all, but this trend of people acting surprised and amazed when a kid’s show states a simple moral you could figure out on your own is really starting to piss me the hell off.

"Sometimes bad stuff happens, but sometimes good stuff happens too."

"Wow, this show is on some real shit!"

image

Lets not forget
*something remotely creative/wacky/absurd happens*
"WHOA, The writers of this show are CLEARLY ON SO MANY DRUGS"
and
*something remotely “adult” is implied/happens*
"THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR KIDS WOW"

sad thing happens
"WOAH CALM DOWN SATAN"
obvious and non-unique joke is told
"THIS SHOW WAS A MASTERPIECE THE BEST CREATIVE EVER, FRICK MY FRACK IMA DYIN"

partlysmith:

30 Day Kaiju Challenge: Day 14, Cosmic

The strange object, codenamed “Visitor,” has only been sighted once, appearing at random in New York City, only to vanish as soon as it was approached by the mecha Blue Blazes, piloted by Wade Rose, presumably taking the Blazes and Rose with it.

Rose reappeared nearly a month later, somehow fused with his mecha, in a confused, derranged state. It is believed that Visitor is responsible for his bizarre mutation.

In the event that Visitor ever returns, civilians will be told to evacuate the area as quickly as possible, and it will be engaged via a remote-controled drone. Steps will also be taken in an attempt to contact ally-status supernatural kaiju, as their use of unknown forces may be able to destroy or at least relocate Visitor.

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An homage to Bullton (because “cosmic” made me think “unknowable weird space-thing”), and the “origin story” (I guess?) of yesterday’s entry… who is also an homage to a weird Ultramonster.

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